{"product_id":"skeletons-in-the-closet-mens-heavyweight-tee","title":"Skeletons in the Closet Men's Heavyweight Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eChapter Six. A closet door left ajar, a skeletal hand, and ink spilling out the gap. The door Wren kept shut is starting to open. Everyone has one. Hers just has better taste. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Thick enough to hold its shape, soft enough to live in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Filter. Just Fabric.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand when you order, so it takes a little longer to reach you. Less overproduction, same amount of feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Trauma Dump Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526061002944,"sku":"2105864_15114","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526061035712,"sku":"2105864_15115","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526061068480,"sku":"2105864_15116","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526061101248,"sku":"2105864_15117","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526061134016,"sku":"2105864_15118","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526061166784,"sku":"2105864_16326","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526061199552,"sku":"2105864_17500","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526061232320,"sku":"2105864_21264","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526061265088,"sku":"2105864_21265","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526061297856,"sku":"2105864_21266","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526061330624,"sku":"2105864_21267","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526061363392,"sku":"2105864_21268","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526061396160,"sku":"2105864_21269","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526061428928,"sku":"2105864_21270","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":50532663165120,"sku":"4439277","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":50532663197888,"sku":"3496651","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":50532663230656,"sku":"2144403","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":50532663263424,"sku":"5133815","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50532663296192,"sku":"3624205","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50532663328960,"sku":"6837791","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50532663361728,"sku":"1067801","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526061461696,"sku":"2105864_17693","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526061494464,"sku":"2105864_17694","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526061527232,"sku":"2105864_17695","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526061560000,"sku":"2105864_17696","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526061592768,"sku":"2105864_17697","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526061625536,"sku":"2105864_17698","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526061658304,"sku":"2105864_17699","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":50533452021952,"sku":"2896122","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":50533452054720,"sku":"7798176","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":50533452087488,"sku":"2317121","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":50533452120256,"sku":"3148624","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50533452153024,"sku":"6056202","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50533452185792,"sku":"9831581","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50533452218560,"sku":"3633842","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526061691072,"sku":"2105864_22096","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526061723840,"sku":"2105864_22097","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526061756608,"sku":"2105864_22098","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526061789376,"sku":"2105864_22099","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526061822144,"sku":"2105864_22100","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526061854912,"sku":"2105864_22101","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526061887680,"sku":"2105864_22102","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":50533452251328,"sku":"3382219","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":50533452284096,"sku":"1725614","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":50533452316864,"sku":"9174960","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":50533452349632,"sku":"9527781","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50533452382400,"sku":"6502635","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50533452415168,"sku":"7915906","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50533452447936,"sku":"2448129","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526061920448,"sku":"2105864_17686","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526061953216,"sku":"2105864_17687","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526061985984,"sku":"2105864_17688","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526062018752,"sku":"2105864_17689","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526062051520,"sku":"2105864_17690","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526062084288,"sku":"2105864_17691","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526062117056,"sku":"2105864_17692","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526062149824,"sku":"2105864_21243","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526062182592,"sku":"2105864_21244","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526062215360,"sku":"2105864_21245","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526062248128,"sku":"2105864_21246","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526062280896,"sku":"2105864_21247","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526062313664,"sku":"2105864_21248","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526062346432,"sku":"2105864_21249","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":50532663394496,"sku":"4369220","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":50532663427264,"sku":"5703248","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":50532663460032,"sku":"8663871","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":50532663492800,"sku":"8467690","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50532663525568,"sku":"3152320","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50532663558336,"sku":"3831127","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50532663591104,"sku":"3457170","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526062379200,"sku":"2105864_17700","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526062411968,"sku":"2105864_17701","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526062444736,"sku":"2105864_17703","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526062477504,"sku":"2105864_17702","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526062510272,"sku":"2105864_17704","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526062543040,"sku":"2105864_17705","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526062575808,"sku":"2105864_17706","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":50533452710080,"sku":"2873575","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":50533452742848,"sku":"3607318","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":50533452775616,"sku":"9705940","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":50533452808384,"sku":"7575083","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50533452841152,"sku":"8328736","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50533452873920,"sku":"6397129","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50533452906688,"sku":"4773631","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ S","offer_id":50526062608576,"sku":"2105864_52281","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ M","offer_id":50526062641344,"sku":"2105864_52285","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ L","offer_id":50526062674112,"sku":"2105864_52289","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":50526062706880,"sku":"2105864_52293","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50526062739648,"sku":"2105864_52297","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50526062772416,"sku":"2105864_52301","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50526062805184,"sku":"2105864_52305","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/7453\/6384\/files\/skeletons-in-the-closet-mens-heavyweight-tee-blue-spruce_3c4cbc0a-58be-4af0-8fb9-fa982bf9dab0.jpg?v=1792283198","url":"https:\/\/traumadumpclothing.com\/products\/skeletons-in-the-closet-mens-heavyweight-tee","provider":"Trauma Dump Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}